Rear Entry Pants
In understanding the men behind the music (literally in this case) it is
important to note that, to my best knowledge, none of the band members
are homosexuals. At least no one has admitted it. This may seem
contradictory when confronted with the seemingly endless array of
gay songs lyrics spread unevenly throughout the prolific recordings,
including this song and including the fact that the only known live
album is titled 'music is for fags', and of course, the many references
to Abraham Lincoln. Not everyone knows it but Honest Abe was the only
US president to fill the office after it had been freshly exited by the
only openly gay US president (James Buchanan). All that said, Metal
Pants Rear Entry Pants has less to do with weekend romance than it has
to do with smashing and smecking musical instruments. Its a song about
love. Yet, simply because of the phrase 'rear entry pants' we have
found ourselves the frequent focus of gay men's romantic attentions.
Please, stop hitting on us. Please, just enjoy the song without
imagining what is hidden in the back of our metal pants. Trust me, you
don't want to know. And best of all, this is the shortest song on the
Big Poo album!
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